This true, NSFW wardrobe malfunction will have you OMG’ing and LOL’ing as you cringe in horror. There was a chill in the hospital locker room air. One of those manufactured, air conditioned chills that makes the hairs on your arms stand up and sends a little shiver down your spine. Ms. X, as we’ll call […]
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Putting Your Breast Foot Forward
One LUXYMOM’s® cringe-worthy breast cover-up wardrobe malfunction will leave you humbled. It was a hot, humid day in the mid-Summer Florida sun. One of those days where every hair sticks to the nape of your neck, your skin feels sticky, and you wonder why you even bothered showering, but are thankful that anti-perspirant is a […]
Wardrobe Malfunctions: Grin and Wear It
Sometimes you get a surprise that isn’t so welcomed. One of my many passions is wildlife photography, so I am no stranger to getting dirty, sandy, or even getting bitten by the ever-fearsome Florida mosquito. You know – the one who whispers, “Don’t worry about a sting, Mon,” as it drains a pint of blood […]
Rosy Cheeks
A wardrobe malfunction leaves this LUXYMOM’s® cheeks flushed. This is the real life story of Sabrina Shell, as told by LUXYMOM®. Skirts. Delightful and feminine, these wardrobe staples are true weapons of fashion destruction if utilized properly. A proper figure-hugging pencil skirt practically oozes sensuality and leaves a trail of broken hearts in the wake […]
Don’t Step In A Crack…
Wardrobe Malfunctions: Full Stop I don’t know about you, but when I plan an outfit for an event, I have a vision – and that vision is normally set around my shoes or one statement piece. Let’s not kid ourselves, it is the shoes. My husband, bless his soul, looks in my closet frequently and […]